annoying, but addicting

CHICK-LITS EXAM

Define a hero-

1. amazingly good-looking
2. smells very sexily, thanks to the brilliant shampoo, plus the expensive and high-taste aftershave
3. owns a multi-billion company
4. born an extraordinary dancer (name it- tango, waltz, whatever)
   
5. charming (both in actions and words)
   
6. have a natural gift and ample sense in dressing style
   
7. somehow very caring, passionate, loyal
8. sensible
9. knows the exact thing to say in a dire situation
10. sweet
11. perfect
    

Define a heroine-

1. pretty (or beautiful, or cute, whatever in league)
   
2. have a great sense of humor
   
3. not necessarily successful
   
4. warm
5. caring
6. lovely
7. whaddaya call 'klam kabut'?
8. able to somehow 'fill an empty space inside the Macho Hero's heart'
9. make us laugh with a bang
   
10. special
11. lucky

NOVEL MELAYU EXAM

Terangkan apakah itu hero-

1. Lelaki kacak tapi kdg2 ego
   
2. Mewarisi syarikat keluarga (kadang2)
3. romantik (seram sejuk)
4. ayahnya Dato'
5. keretanya bergaya
6. suaranya seksi
7. alim jugak
8. suami ideal
9. berpendidikan tinggi
10. perfect

Terangkan apakah itu heroin-

1. Cantik (kiut dan sebagainya)
2. Kadang2 perangai xlah baik mana tapi takpe, sbb cantik. Beauty covers everything. mesti the Macho Hero akan tertarik dn mengubah perangai buruk heroin.
   
3. Kadang2 xkaya
4. keluarga biasa
5. pesaingnya dari golongan wanita tinggi bersolek dan bergincu tebal berkerjaya yg setaraf dgn the Macho Man.
6. Hati murni dan mulus
7. pandai masak
8. sweet dan kelakar
9. special

AMARAN: Bukan SEMUA macam ni. Certain types.

A friend asks me
"Are you jealous?"

The answer is a total NO. That's what I see, I observe.
I can actually guess what happens in the end. selected kind of people. The love story is the same. the plot is the same. the characters are the same.

yeah yeah.

annoying, but addicting.